Damn!
What Dr. Plugbuster is refering to is me dropping my cell phone in the Snohomish when I was guiding him and his son.
I was making a "business call" with the phone jammed between my ear and shoulder when a fish hit and.... you guessed it...splash..
So, if that lost cell phone and the battery/heavy metal contamination caused that "coho cancer"... I sincerely apologize..
By the way, the good doctor got the name "Plugbuster" by his attempt to bonk a king flopping on the deck... He missed and his nickname was born