NFR- saturday funny

[elkruser]

A Letter to the Men's Help Line:

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night I hid in the shed behind the boat. About midnight she came home and got out of someone's car while buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

[Nelly]

That is a CLASSIC!!!

[Robbo]

You're going to need to replace that bracket, as a weld won't hold with that kind of pressure on it. Great question Elkruser

[Salmonhawk]

[Canyon Man]

Definitely get that weld fixed....oh and get that boat put in your name only!

CM


lol

[Salmonhawk]

[quote]Definitely get that weld fixed....oh and get that boat put in your name only!

CM[quote]


Great advice CM, he might even want to pretend he sold it.

[ondarvr]

See if your wife's new friend is a welder or an outboard dealer, don't work it too hard though, your wife may get offended if you try to take advantage of the situation.

[Ruckus]

LMFAO Had a problem like that once, replaced both!

[Ruckus]

Another oldie but goodie

George and Margaret had been married for thirty years. Every Saturday since they were married George would wake up at 5 a.m. and go fishing, not missing a single Saturday in thirty years.
One Saturday morning George opened the garage to head out on his weekly fishing trip and the weather was absolutely HORRIBLE. Rain and sleet coming down sideways with gale force winds. He thought long and hard and said "Screw it! I'm staying home today!" He peeled off his clothes and crawled back into his warm bed, wrapped his arms around his wife and whispered in her ear "The weather is terrible out there this morning" She replied "Yeah, can you believe my stupid husbands fishing in that crap!"