HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

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HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

Postby Robbo » Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:00 pm

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the bulldogs; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Love,

"Scooter"
Prince of Wales Sportfishing
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Re: HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

Postby Mingo » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:13 pm

Classic.
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